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Mush Alert!
As pretty much all of you have stated, its Valentines Season. Because H and I have schedules opposite the entire rest of the world, we are having Valentines on Monday. But i, being clever have decided to assemble a gift for H and give it to him when he least suspects it: tomorrow.
Plus, I'm totally broke, which means I have to MAKE him a sappy gift. And the sappiest one I can think of is where you make the stupid coupons for romantic crap, like back rubs and stuff. I'm making them on pink paper and decorating them with magazine cut-outs and glitter and stickers and stuff. it will be most corny. And it will mean a LOT to him, because I made it.
There is is folks, the corniest thing that ever happened.
Listening to all you dateless losers all day has made me appreciate H that much the more.
And for that...I thank you.
Guess what else. I'm told they are making a Lemony Snicket movie in which Jim Carrey will play Count Olaf. Which means I need to buy the rest of the books soon, before they all have his ugly mug on them!
Plus, I'm totally broke, which means I have to MAKE him a sappy gift. And the sappiest one I can think of is where you make the stupid coupons for romantic crap, like back rubs and stuff. I'm making them on pink paper and decorating them with magazine cut-outs and glitter and stickers and stuff. it will be most corny. And it will mean a LOT to him, because I made it.
There is is folks, the corniest thing that ever happened.
Listening to all you dateless losers all day has made me appreciate H that much the more.
And for that...I thank you.
Guess what else. I'm told they are making a Lemony Snicket movie in which Jim Carrey will play Count Olaf. Which means I need to buy the rest of the books soon, before they all have his ugly mug on them!