Um...

[wednes]

Since its Saturday, I'm here at the theatre from practically dawn to dusk and beyond. So probably, some customer will eventually annoy me, despite my best efforts to remain in good spirits. Today it happened earlier than usual, as I was filling in briefly for the usher.

Note to theatre customers: I do NOT want to touch things that have been in your mouth. Please do not put your tickets in your mouth and then hand them to me. If you do, I just may spit on it before I hand it back.

Also, money is gross. Think for just a few seconds about all the gross places people find money. I've found it in socks, shoes, on the ground, stuffed in couch cushions, or under the seat of a car...and that's not even counting every asshole who's handled it before you. Therefore, please do NOT put money in your mouth and then hand it to me. For both our sake's.

Comments

[madush69.livejournal.com]

Yikes, I don't even want to contemplate where the singles may have been.

[nate101000.livejournal.com]

Is it ok if I put it slightly between my pursed lips, but not actually in my mouth?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Obviously, that rule does not apply to you.