To a Handful of the many MANY people on my friends list:

[wednes]

I keep telling you all this...

and I think some of you are just barely listening.

How much longer can you trot along...not listening to Wednes...

when time after time, situation after situation proves without a doubt

that if, and ONLY IF

you take my advice

will things be at their most wonderful, successful, and happiest.




Plus I now make the best waffles in town!

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[kimchipineapple.livejournal.com]

*holds out a plate for some yummy waffle goodness*

Now what were you saying?

;)

[katie-can-draw.livejournal.com]

i'm listening to wednes.
in fact, from now on, i shall do nothing without consulting you...

...can i go work on my homework? or should i just stare at my laptop?

[anathon.livejournal.com]

I do not doubt your waffling ability. I beleived it from day one. What else can I do?

[aicerno.livejournal.com]

Listen and learn is my motto. . . *Been accused too many times of talking when I should be listening, so its a rare moment that I open my mouth any more; I still keep track of things*. *Chuckling* Best waffles in town, eh? I'll trade you some paella for those waffles.

[ex-jenniepan481.livejournal.com]

I wish I could come over and eat your waffles, oh wise one!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Haha.

maybe that's why no one listens, my cooking is too befuddling for them.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I don't really need THAT kind of pressure.

My advice to you is to use your best judgement, be your same cute self, and don't leave your sister alone with anyone or anything you love.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

That's plenty!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Damn, now that's a deal.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

*oh my*

Wait, you said waffles didn't you?

[absinthofheart.livejournal.com]

You, like myself, are much better at dishing out the advice than doing what we know is best for ourselves. If I were me, giving advice to me, I'd have smacked myself by now.

[princezna.livejournal.com]

You are my favorite. ♥

[ex-jenniepan481.livejournal.com]

hehehee ;)

[wednes.livejournal.com]

True. Imagine how fullfilled i'd be if i followed my own advice.

But somehow I've convinced myself that I'm full of crap...until it's time to advise someone else!

;)

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Thankee!

You aint' so bad yourself, sister!

[skryche.livejournal.com]

You have yet to advise me.

Though I shall take the implied advice that if Wednes offers me waffles, I would be wise to accept them.

[everythingtold.livejournal.com]

If I was able to follow my own advise I probably would be happier too. I try, it just doesn't work lots of the time. Maybe I'm going about it the wrong way?

[quixoticdancer.livejournal.com]

I would welcome any advice you might feel like sending my way.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

Actually, there are 2 groups of people whom I advise: those who ask for my input, and those who do things so spectacularly lacking in good judgement that i feel the need to interject my own advice.

Thus far, you fall into neither catagory.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Well no, in case you hadn't noticed, I'm on my own freinds list. Read: I should learn to follow my own advice as well.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I have no specific advice for you at this time.

However, I do have some roundabout advice that someone gave me once (I'll even clean up the language for ya):

Remember that your words have the ability and the probability of affecting others, and once spoken cannot be taken back; therefore, wiegh well the consequences of your words before speaking them--or writing them down I suppose.

This is that kind of advice that sounds really basic, until you really think about it.

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[quixoticdancer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, obviously that was something I needed to hear. Thanks. That sounds like simple common sense, and of course it's not new to me, and yet...I've made so many messes by not following that advice.

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[skryche.livejournal.com]

Please sir, may I have more?

(of both input and waffles)

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

It's tough advice to follow. Myself, words are my defense to all the ugly shit I encounter in the world. It can get outta hand. There's a girl who says she quit M*stone because I said mean things to her.

But if you surround yourself with primarily good things, you can let your guard down and enjoy people and things more...

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Um...

keep on truckin.
and sure, after my nap.

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[derekfz.livejournal.com]

well, that pretty much trumped the suggestive comment *I* was about to make :c)

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Suggestive comment?

You?!?

Confused, would we?

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[derekfz.livejournal.com]

yeah, really. me? never. how dare i.