Again, I guess my humour was misguided...however, no I have no vices that you've listed or that are crippling. Happy? I'm not a hypocrite of any description, thanks anyway. I have coffee in the morning but gave up any after that and now have ginseng tea. I am not religious, I don't smoke anything or use any narcotics, I use no sugar whatsoever...except in crappy diner coffee and that's just a little...I eat almost no meat...especially of the red variety. I recently gave up milk and drink soy. I drink alcohol rarely...in my interests, I list "going straight edge" and that's not a joke...I also list red wine but I haven't touched a glass in over six months so I don't think that's a troubling habit, just a little joy. My masturbation is infrequent and I enjoy a healthy, active sex life...but I'm not an addict. I would say that my biggest habits, and these can easily be confirmed by those that know me well, are club soda, vitamins and spending crippling amounts of money on vintage movie posters. These activities rarely consume any of my time outside of their normal place. I'm not held back by them, nor am I troubled in any way by their possible disappearance...unless you count complaining about debt. I do, I admit, daydream about poster purchases and having a little more money, but I don't feel that qualifies. I have no cable and see very little TV...also a time consuming waste of life drug. I also would be very sad in a world that didn't allow toast and honey in the morning...very sad. I'm practically perfect, and get this, I'm getting fucking better all the time. I'm also handsome but have no real ass to speak of. I'm mildly addicted to movies and records...does that count? I may be addicted to the Internet. Bored yet?