The Most Sinister Day of the Year!

[wednes]

That's right kiddies, its national Left Handed Day. While this doesn't affect me in the slightest, I'd like to give a "shout out" to send out my "props" for all of the sinister types who find themselves part of my loyal reader base. You lefties are okay by me, please enjoy your special day. and maybe end it by letting my know why in hell you need a day! your own day? To celebrate your abnormality? Who next? the fags?!? When is right-handers day? Yeah...you don't have an asnwer for that do ya? Ya sinister bastards!!!

Okay sorry, that got away from me. But sometimes those freaks just make me so damn mad!!!

I told someone earlier that I would not be including any fiction in the books I planned to give away. This has turned out to be a filthy lie, as there will be much already read fiction that will be going into one of these boxes. And I hope you people like toys...

Tonight on Shark Week they will be showing some kind of mechanical shark camera thingy that looks pretty cool from the trailers.
So if you're looking for me around 9pm, I'll be in front of my TV, watching sharks.

Comments

[a-lad-inane.livejournal.com]

"Who next? the fags?!?"

75% of fags are left-handed. To put this in perspective, four of the last seven US Presidents were fags.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I...i had no idea.

What would I do without you, Lad?

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

the other 364 days of the year are "Right-handed days."

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Oh right, like how every month except February is white, male history month?

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

4 out of the last 7 presidents were left-handed cigarettes?

Ooops, nevermind, I get it

4 of the last 7 presidents were left-handed logs for the fireplace.

[a-lad-inane.livejournal.com]

BTW, I'm also left-handed. I'm going to film myself having sex with men and leave the tapes on the front steps of Capitol Hill.

[a-lad-inane.livejournal.com]

...and 1 out of the last 1 uterdics stole bits from The Kids In The Hall.

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

Thank gooddness Feb is a short month. I can't wait to get back to my white male programming on UPN and WB starting the first of March.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Sounds like an excellent road trip to me.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

You mean Smallville?

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I hate it when that happens. Because I give credit when I use others materials. I thought that comment was out of my own head. This isn't the first time, either. Citizen Kane? My idea. Building a huge wall to hold back the mongols? My idea. Sleeping with that ugly chick...? well... that was clockworkmonkey's idea, but I thought it was a good one.

Wait a minute, the term Fag as a cigarette or log wasn't created by Kids in the Hall. A HA! There's a flaw in your plan.

Seriously, which part was their material? I was unaware.

[a-lad-inane.livejournal.com]

"Seriously, which part was their material?"

Weren't we talking about homosexuality? Scott Thompson created that to give his career a boost.

SEE: Sketch in which a little old lady (played by Mark McKinney in drag) reflects on how, back in olden days, they'd "throw another fag on the fire."

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay I do remember. Whew, I thought I ripped something off totally from them and didn't even realize it. No no no, that's fine.

actually, saying Scott Thompson created it to give his career a goose would've been funnier, don't you think?

Were we talking about Homosexuality? I don't really remember. I was thinking about left-handed, cigarette smokin, Mongolian, presidents that didn't watch TV during the 322 1/3 days that it's right-handed, white, male day.

*In best <i>Cletus The Slack Jawed Yokel</i> voice*

[the-omega-man.livejournal.com]

Tell it like it is, Brandene!

Southpaws...they ain't like us...

[madush69.livejournal.com]

Smallville...LOL.

Re: *In best <i>Cletus The Slack Jawed Yokel</i> voice*

[wednes.livejournal.com]

You said it Cletus, now I'm off to scuff up the topless dancin' runway!