This is Soooo "Tits"!!!

[wednes]

Seriously!

My favorite friend in the whole wide world, Grete (Gray-tah) is coming to see me: TOMORROW!!!!!

Excitement, nervousness (I haven't seen her in two years, since she moved to Chicago). She's the greatest. She will be coming by my place around 2:30pm, so anyone who wants to meet her, should try to come by my place about that time. I didn't know she was even in town, but she called while I was making soup.

The soup is excellent: chicken broth with turkey keilbasa, fresh chives, rice, greens, garlic, assorted muchrooms, spices and other stuff I will never confess. Once I told Uterdic my secret chili ingredient. Now I have to watch him constantly so he doesn't open up a chili stand by the side of the road.

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

When you say "This is so Tits" is that like saying something is Tits on Ritz? Because i have a friend who says that all the time, and it makes me giggle. Ritz.

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

So will you and Grete (greet), still be around by... let's say... 6pm? When I get off work. You should keep her around, so she can meet the type of creeps you hang out with.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

ACtually, I don't think so. Sadly, Grete has dinner plans with another of the Whole Foods posse at 6ish, so she'll have to cut out of here early.

You couldn't come by on your "lunch break"? She'll be here any minute.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Actually, I said it because of Cartman!

He kills me, that one!

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, no. I can't take a lunch break after 1pm since that's when my office opens, but thanks for the offer. Maybe I'll talk to you later.

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well because my friend says Tits on Ritz.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Those crackers suck! And they are the reason that we have mock apple pie today. No one needs that kind of thing, IMHO.

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

WHAT! If anything, apple pie should thank Ritz because they made that sugar pie sweeter. Man, you know what's better than Ritz Bits Sandwhiches?.....Nothing.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

I hope you mean cheese and not peanut butter...

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Eww that's cheese?

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. perhaps not.

I'll bet it's made with real cheese though...

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

It's the thought that counts. That was so cheesy. Man that was lame ass I'm sorry. I didn't even manage to amuse myself with that one.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

S'okay

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Right. I'm sorry.