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(Apologies to you's who know me in real life.)
You will all be delighted to learn:
You are always the feature dancer at the best clubs.
Your customers pay big money to see you, even if it means starving six days of the week.
For you, stripping is an art form, and you are a grande artiste.
Very classy and never trashy - you won't stoop to doing anything sleazy.
You are constantly posing in magazines and winning Miss Nude contests.
In StripperLand, you are the ultimate queen.
Other strippers may be jealous by all the attention you get, but you walk away with the most money!
What's *Your* Stripper Name?
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I'm having a sad day today, because sometimes people suck. People may not mean to suck, but you types who are too cowardly to communicate properly can just get lost with all your whiny crap! Rant Rant Rant!
Okay, glad to have that off my chest. Going to see the Oscar nominated short films from last year tomorrow. It promises to be awesome!!
Your Stripper Name is Candy Delight!
You are always the feature dancer at the best clubs.
Your customers pay big money to see you, even if it means starving six days of the week.
For you, stripping is an art form, and you are a grande artiste.
Very classy and never trashy - you won't stoop to doing anything sleazy.
You are constantly posing in magazines and winning Miss Nude contests.
In StripperLand, you are the ultimate queen.
Other strippers may be jealous by all the attention you get, but you walk away with the most money!
What's *Your* Stripper Name?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
I'm having a sad day today, because sometimes people suck. People may not mean to suck, but you types who are too cowardly to communicate properly can just get lost with all your whiny crap! Rant Rant Rant!
Okay, glad to have that off my chest. Going to see the Oscar nominated short films from last year tomorrow. It promises to be awesome!!